fucking holidays

(Looking at old photos.)

“Who is she?”

“She was your babysitter. You don’t remember?”

“No. Not at all.”

“You told us she liked to have lots of her husbands come over while we were gone.”

“haha What did you do?”

“I told her how many husbands she could have over at one time.”

“Um, you know I’m 45, right? Is that really what you said?”

<turns the page>

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