Me: Get the fuck out of my chair.
Bro: Make me, pirate whore.
Me: You smell like leftovers and impotence.
Bro: Fuck off. I’m trying to watch this.
Me: You’re fucking watching “Cadillac Man” with Robin Williams.
Bro: Shut the fuck up and go suck a dick.
Mom: Is the swearing necessary?
Me/Bro: Sorry Mom.
Me: Stupid turdball.
Bro: Poopy pants.
(anonymous submission)
